WHAT THE HELL??? A LEAP YEAR JOKE? FROM MAIA LAZAR

I JUST RECEIVED A PUZZLING EMAIL -- AND I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS IS A SPECIAL LEAP YEAR DAY PRANK.

THIS IS WHAT I SAW STARING BACK AT ME WHEN I OPENED THE EMAIL UP:











I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT ONE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAPPENED:

1. MAIA AND HER MILLENIAL FRIENDS WERE SITTING AROUND SMOKING POT, DECIDED TO LOOK AT MY LINKEDIN PAGE, AND ONE OF THEM REACHED OVER TO PUSH THE "INVITE" BUTTON AS A JOKE--TO THE ULTIMATE HORROR OF MAIA.

2. MAIA WAS HOME ALONE DRUNK, LOOKING AT MY PAGE, AND DIDN'T REALIZE THAT SHE PUSHED THE WRONG BUTTON.

3. MAIA WAS SLEEPWALKING, HAVING A NIGHTMARE THAT SHE WAS BACK IN MY AP ENGLISH CLASS, DECIDED SHE KNEW MUCH MORE THAN I DID, AND FIGURED THAT BY PUSHING THE BUTTON THAT I WOULD SUDDENLY DEMATERIALIZE. 

IF YOU KNEW THE BACK STORY ON THIS...YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY I AM SITTING HERE TOTALLY CONFUSED BY THIS EMAIL INVITATION.
YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT AT www.cathyseipp.com (her deranged mother's official non-official website)

I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT MAIA HAS FINALLY DEVELOPED A SENSE OF HUMOR--SOMETHING SHE HAD REMOVED IN A BYPASS OPERATION AT BIRTH--

OR MAYBE SHE JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW I WOULD REACT. WELL, YOU CERTAINLY GOT MY ATTENTION DEAR LITTLE MAIA.


YOUR "FAMILY VALUE" REPUBLICANS IN ACTION

IF YOU VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP, HERE IS HIS CURRENT WIFE, MELANIA, POSING IN ONE OF HIS JETS.






SHE WOULD MAKE THE MOST POPULAR FIRST LADY EVER! SHE'D EVEN BE MORE POPULAR THAN JACKIE KENNEDY!

BUT  THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO SHARE!

AT AGE 31, DONALD TRUMP MARRIED  IVANA WITH WHOM HE WOULD HAVE 3 CHILDREN.

IN THE MID-1980's, TRUMP BEGAN AN AFFAIR WITH MARLA MAPLES.
FOR FOUR YEARS, THE DONALD HAD BOTH HIS MARRIED FAMILY AND AN ADULTEROUS AFFAIR AT THE SAME TIME.
WHEN IVANA FOUND OUT, THEY DIVORCED WITH HER BECOMING AN INSTANT MULTI-MILLIONAIRE.

HE MARRIED MARLA IN 1993.
AT AGE 52, IN 1998, HE MET HIS NEWEST GIRLFRIEND, MELANIA, AGE 28.
 BY 1999, HE DIVORCED MARLA AND MARRIED THE NEWEST MRS. TRUMP.

TRUMP HAS SINCE COMMENTED THAT HE WOULD PROBABLY DATE HIS OWN BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER IF HE COULD.

AND ALL YOU REPUBLICANS THINK ALL OF THIS IS OKIE-DOKIE.

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTEGRITY LEFT. YOUR "FAMILY VALUES" MAKE YOU OUTLANDISH HYPOCRITES.

YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING AND JESUS HATES YOU.
 
 

The President of the United States is doing exactly what he is supposed to be doing when a Supreme Court Justice vacancy occurs










The President of the United States is doing exactly what he is supposed to be doing when a Supreme Court Justice vacancy occurs--prepare to nominate a new one.
And the Republicans are already stating that they will make all efforts to stop him from doing so. 
They don't even try and hide their subversion of the Constitution anymore.
And the Republicans wonder why their own followers are insisting that a buffoonish non-politician be their candidate in November.

Enjoy Your Brief Moment Bernie

What a surprise.
Bernie Sanders wins the New Hampshire primary.

Keep your eyes on Tuesday, March 1
SUPER-TUESDAY.

Hillary will take 13 of 14 primaries with
the exception of Vermont.

Bernie should enjoy this brief moment
in the spotlight. Other than New Hampshire
and upcoming Vermont, possibly Oregon and possibly the state of Washington...the
Democratic establishment has already
nominated the newest Clinton.

The Democratic convention will only
make that clear.