In this revealing photo, Tinky Winky attempts to indoctrinate a fellow Teletubby into the homosexual lifestyle.
A Tribute to Jerry Falwell
Jerry Falwell provided many of us with some of the greatest unintentional humor. Some of his statements were so outrageous that they became a self-parody.
Let me remind you of some of them:
*Jerry decided that the purple Teletubby was gay. "He is purple, the gay-pride color-- and his antenna is shaped like a triangle, the gay-pride symbol." Stores nationwide reported selling out of the now outed "gay" Teletubby.
*Jerry informed his congregation that the anti-Christ was living now on earth and was getting ready to unveil his nefarious plan. He did provide two strong clues to the identity of Jesus' arch-enemy--"The anti-Christ is male and is a Jew." Although this could include everybody from Henry Kissinger to Jerry Seinfeld, it at least gives us enough information of whom to be suspicious of.
*Jerry loves you but you're going to Hell anyway. "While I am a strong supporter of the State of Israel and dearly love the Jewish people and believe them to be the chosen people of God, I continue to stand on the foundational biblical principle that all people ... Baptists, Methodists, Pentecostals, Jews, Muslims, etc. must believe in the Lord Jesus Christ in order to enter heaven." Jerry gets you all warm and fuzzy and then really lets you down.
*Jerry put 9-11 in the proper perspective for all Americans. He figured out exactly why it happened. "I really believe that the pagans and the abortionist and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.' " 9-11 was apparently God's revenge against Americans for their sinful behavior and refusal to allow America to be turned into a theocracy.
Thanks for the laughs Jerry.