Disney Buys Marvel

I just can't wait for a Baby Spiderman, a Baby Hulk and a Baby Iron Man.

Or how about High School Musical characters suddenly have super powers.

Or a comic focusing on the dark side of Mickey Mouse.

Melts In Your Mouth--Not In Your Hands

European Newspapers and Tabloids were filled today with a story about a popular European candy and the sudden discovery that the product's wrappers can be interpreted in an "X"-Rated manner.

Maoam features a number of different wrappers that center on the playful activities of animated fruit characters.

After viewing the photos, it occurred to me to search for a similar American confectionery. I only found one--but does it ever compete! I'd say this mouth-melting M&M should be in the next issue of "PlayCandy."

How Stupid Can Americans Be?

The main purpose of Health Care REFORM is to STOP Health Insurance companies from dropping people when they finally need to use their Health Insurance. They have done it to millions of people and nary a word has been spoken. There should have been protests over that going on for the last 25 years. Instead, many Americans are acting HYSTERICAL again and really STUPID. The last few weeks in America has been like living in a sensational 50's comic book.

I Had This Dreadful Thought

I realized that some of the people who were here 40 years ago...



Could be some of the same people who were here 40 hours ago:

Les Paul

If you love listening to high quality music, than you have Les Paul to thank.

In addition to being a skilled guitarist/performer and creator of the guitar that bears his name, he originated the concept of multi-track recording.

For the non-technical, the process he developed allowed, for example, a musician to play the main part of a song on the piano; then the musician could listen to himself playing that part back--while playing along now on the guitar. Then those tracks could be played back while the musician added a drum part. And so on. Singers now could also harmonize with themselves on different tracks.

The invention allowed musicians to create sophisticated recordings which grew in artistic scope as more tracks became available.

From the mind of Les Paul.

Just speaking with the man made a person envision all kinds of possibilities.

I know, I had that chance.

FOX NEWS AND THEIR RIGHT-WING FRIENDS EITHER TOTALLY IGNORE OR DISPARAGE THE HUMANITARIAN ACT OF FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

FOX NEWS AND THEIR RIGHT-WING FRIENDS EITHER TOTALLY IGNORE OR DISPARAGE THE HUMANITARIAN ACT OF FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

RUSH LIMBAUGH, SEAN HANNITY & MARK LEVIN FOUND THE PERFECT WAY TO INSULT & DISPARAGE FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON'S HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS IN NORTH KOREA--THEY TOTALLY IGNORED THE EVENT AND PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED.

WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE VERY FIRST THING THEY BROUGHT UP ON THEIR RADIO SHOWS TODAY DID NOT COME UP. LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. IN THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT TO THE FORMER PRESIDENT WHO INTERVENED AS A HUMANITARIAN TO OBTAIN THE RELEASE OF TWO AMERICAN JOURNALISTS BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN NORTH KOREA, THESE "NOT GREAT" AMERICANS, LIMBAUGH, HANNITY AND LEVIN, PROVED WHAT BRAINWASHED LITTLE CLONES THEY ALL ARE BY CHOOSING TO IGNORE THIS OUTSTANDING HUMANITARIAN ACT.

AND WHAT DID FOX NEWS DO? THEY RAN ONE OF THEIR DISTORTED AND PERVERTED VERSIONS OF THE STORY IN ORDER TO DISPARAGE PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

"It's like sending in Bono or Sting"

"The good news is that Clinton is a statesman, but the problem is, you don't always know what he's doing"

"Not to mention, say others, Clinton is no Jimmy Carter."

"On a certain level, it makes me uncomfortable,"

were just some of the degrading quotes from the twisted and unpatriotc Fox story.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED HAD FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH GONE TO NORTH KOREA TO SUCCESSFULLY OBTAIN THE RELEASE OF THE TWO WOMEN?

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD:

"Sean Hannity": "I want every American to stop what they are doing right now and give thanks to God for allowing George W. Bush to successfully complete this mission."

"Rush Limbaugh": "The light of courage, humanity and decency is shining throughout the universe today because of the unselfish acts of former President George W. Bush."

"Mark Levin": "President Bush was being guided by the hand and inspiration of Ronald Reagan. You should all be proud Americans today!"

And the nitwits at Fox News would have been asking for a national holiday to commemorate the continued accomplishments of George W. Bush.

The Crooks At Bank Of America Know You Won't Pay Attention Anyway

At some time in your life, the chances are that you dealt with the crooks at Bank Of America.

It could have been over a loan, credit card, mortgage, savings account or checking account. And the chances are they tried to screw you over in some way whether it was regarding pennies or as in the their latest shenanigan, millions and billions of dollars.

Don't forget, you generously gave them free billions of dollars recently to make sure they would always be around.

And they got right to work! When they recently purchased Merill Lynch (with your hard earned tax money), they agreed that there would be no end-of-year bonuses at Lynch without their consent--but they had already agreed to $5 BILLION worth of bonuses that the company would pay out to its employees.

The SEC didn't like that. Bank of America, without admitting any guilt, has to pay $33 Million in penalties. YOU ARE PAYING THE $33 MILLION in what has become a shell game fueled by taxpayer handouts.

Bank of America has a legacy of corruption and unethical financial dealings--which it keeps the tradition going up to the minute.

Both the corrupt corporations like Bank of America and your government know that you have a limited attention span and you might be outraged for a few seconds--but you'll be back to more important things the next day--like unlocking the puzzle as to how many children Michael Jackson really has, or if Britney is in a manic or depressive mood today.

Americans Should Be Proud Today!

Americans! You Should Be Proud Today!

You Helped Make 700 New Millionaires in America!

You Helped 700 Americans Reach The American Dream!

And Here's How:

You handed the bankrupt CITIGROUP $50 BILLION Dollars, so they wouldn't be bankrupt anymore.

And what did they do with some of that money?

According to our own government's report released yesterday, they gave 700 employees
$1 million or more each as a BONUS!

And they all certainly deserved a BONUS! They dragged their company into poverty and deserved a groovy financial reward for their incompetence!

CITIGROUP claims that without the BONUSES, these employees would have left them and it would have been difficult to find any other such talented individuals.

Why don't you follow that example and go to your boss tomorrow and tell him that either you get a $1 million BONUS immediately or you quit! Tell him it's okay, he can get a free handout from the U.S. Government to cover it.

You Won't Complain About Your Taxes Going to War...

You won't protest the $300 MILLION SPENT DAILY IN IRAQ...or the $50 MILLION SPENT DAILY IN AFGHANISTAN--which you pay for...

but if you have to spend a dollar on somebody else's healthcare...that makes you go INSANE!

After all...if they have no job or a job that offers no health benefits--that's their own damn fault!

Why should you have to contribute to their personal well being?

Americans--your selfishness and lack of compassion is growing greater every day.

You're tired of handing free billions to banks, insurance companies, automobile companies and seeing nothing in return--so you've decided that Health Care is just as bad.

Maybe you need to stop listening to the scare tactics being orchestrated by pharmaceutical companies and other members of the medical establishment--and start listening to the pleas of Americans who are begging for some kind of medical care.

500 Days of Summer ***SPOILER***

500 Days of Summer ***SPOILER***DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE ALREADY

The other night I attended a private screening of this film that many people are talking about--with the writer present to discuss it and answer questions.

If you like quirky relationship films like "Juno," you will enjoy this film.

After viewing the movie, the writer spoke about how it evolved and techniques used in its pacing, storytelling and other aspects of the film.

The audience had already taken in the entire story and a question was asked about the next to the last scene when the couple have their final meeting in the park.

***SPOILER***DO NOT READ FURTHER UNTIL AFTER YOU SEE THE MOVIE
The question which highly scrutinized this next to the last scene, because the sentiment of many people was that it should have ended there--and not gone on to one more scene--was answered in this way by the writer:
"How do you know that he didn't just imagine that whole scene? "

There was an "oooooooh" and "awwwww" throughout the audience because the writer's response creates a whole different perspective on the film's resolution of the two main characters--which had been assumed to be something else.

Now that you have hopefully already seen the film and have this additional piece of information--doesn't it make it so much sadder?

You May Wonder Why I Am Writing About "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

In 1969, I was 16. All I cared about then was my girlfriend, music, civil rights and seeing the war stop in Vietnam. I went with a bunch of friends to see "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." All the new films were playing at the nearby naval base for $.25 and the children of naval personnel could bring friends. All we heard was that it was a "Mary Poppins" clone, so it couldn't be that bad. We left disappointed calling it "Shitty Shitty Bang Bang." With the war going on, it seemed out of touch and out of place. A sweet little musical needed an edge like "Hair." I never saw it again until tonight.

I didn't realize then that it was based on a book by a man named Ian Fleming, who had become fanous for a series of secret agent books that had turned into a worldwide hit film franchise called "James Bond-007." I didn't know that the screenplay was by some man named Roald Dahl who would soon also become known worldwide for movies based on his books like "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." I didn't realize that Gert Frobe, who played "Goldfinger," was one of the main actors, playing a completely different character, so well, that it showed the artistry of the performer.

I did know that it starred Dick Van Dyke, who starred in "Mary Poppins" and the musical score was by Richard and Robert Sherman who also brought that musical to life.

The film starts out as an exact clone of "Mary Poppins" and other than some elaborately staged musical numbers, a haunting song called "Hushabye Mountain" and a decision to have Dick Van Dyke be the only one without an English accent (although he is the father of two very British children), it still seems very lacking.

But then it changes direction. A brilliant and comical political satire unfolds for the remainder of the film. While children on their level are just seeing silliness, clowning around and absurd antics--adults are seeing a comical commentary on totalitarianism, fascism and suffering.

16 year olds in 1969 grew up on Disney, Bozo and in an idealistic world. There would be no way they would recognize the underlying theme from Fleming, a man who worked in British Naval Intelligence during the war and was surrounded by the destruction of Nazis.

I think many baby boomers missed this one and should really give it a second chance--even if it is 40 years later.

AN APPEAL TO THE CIA

DEAR CIA...
In your 60-year existence, you have toppled governments, removed and propped-up various leaders of tinhorn dictatorships, illegally spied on American citizens, and have worked hand-in-hand with dangerous U.S. Presidents such as Richard Nixon and George W. Bush. There has never been a time when you have received the unanimous support of the American people--until now.

Do the world a favor and take down this dangerous maniac Kim Jung Il and his family.

Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Socialists, Communists, Neo-Nazis, The Young, The Old, Gangs, The Mafia, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hare Krishnas and even Michael Jackson if he was still alive have a UNANIMOUS VOICE on this--we'd all like you to do away with this maniacal misanthrope. He is a clear danger to every human being, animal and insect on this planet.

Who knows. Maybe you already have done something. Maybe you have poisoned the expensive caviar he has flown in from Moscow every day while his slave population starves.

Just a note that we're all behind you this time around.

YOU CAN ALL TAKE A SIGH OF RELIEF NOW

The hundreds of reports that have estimated that Michael Jackson was $400 million in debt and have implied that his poor children will be penniless have not taken two very important factors into consideration.

1. The King of Pop used to spend $50,000. per day. Now that he is no longer spending $50,000. a day, the debt amount is not going to get larger and will eventually be paid off.
2. Jacko has an endless stream of income coming in even after his death. This includes millions of dollars annually from the Lennon-McCartney songs he owns the publishing rights to with Sony, his own record sales worldwide, the royalties and fees from his own publishing, the rights to license his image for everything from perfume to clothing, and every conceivable tie-in to the name and image of Michael Jackson. The kids will be all right.

I'd Like to Share My Visit To NYC and DC With You

http://www.vimeo.com/5501775
Some Things to look for:
Abraham Lincoln's Hat
Kermit The Frog
Archie Bunker's Chair
Restored 1959 Chicago "El" Train
JFK's Grave / RFK's Grave
Dorothy's Shoes
Tomb of the Unknown Troll Doll

America Needs A Dress Code

These days, Americans think they should be dressed for the beach at all times, no matter what the event or occasion. There was a time in Times Square when men and women would be fashionably dressed as a matter of dignity and pride. I knew those times would be gone in NYC but I was convinced that the tradition of dressing up for a Broadway play was still in existence. WRONG. An evening performance of "West Side Story" confirmed that. Hundreds of people dressed as if they were going to the beach filled the audience of the much-loved musical. I counted two men in sportcoats besides myself and a handful of dresses. I really think wearing shorts, t-shirts and other beach attire to what once stood for the height of art and culture in America--A Broadway Play--is tacky.

Fox News Hypocrites Hosting "Google" Scam

THIS IS REAL

Fox News Runs Story About Online Scams But Conveniently Leaves Out Information About The Biggest Online Scam From Which They Are Hosting And Accepting Advertising Money From On The Very Same Front Page!

By Eliot Stein eliotstein@yahoo.com (818)845-8900

Thousands of Americans Losing Money to online “Google Scam” Thousands of Americans are being cheated out of significant amounts of money by a number of similar scams claiming that the average person can easily replace an entire working income by posting links on Google. Thousands of complaints have appeared online with people talking about how they have been ripped off. And the scam is being promoted as appearing as advertisements on the front page of www.foxnews.com, further giving it implied credibility.

FOR COMPLETE STORY GO HERE: www.foxnewshypocrites.blogspot.com

Ho Hum. Another Republican Hypocrite.

ED MCMAHON - WHAT YOU SAW IS WHAT YOU GOT

For 30 years Ed McMahon sat next to Johnny Carson and demonstrated a warm, calm, even-tempered friendly persona. And anybody who was around him says that he was exactly like that off-camera, all the time.

I can further verify that. He came on the live worldwide talk show I did for CompuServe/Yahoo in the late 1990's and was the perfect guest. I will always remember one thing he told me in particular. For many years he was the host of the annual NBC Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with other guest hosts. He was outside in NYC and it was freezing--all live on air. He told me that it was so cold that the other on-camera guests were miserable and could hardly get through it.

Ed found a solution. He found a pair of heated socks which were connected to a battery. With socks heated--he was as warm as could be during the 3-hour broadcast. He told others and they thought it was silly. But he was the only one to make it through every year with no problem.

Somewhere I have a tape of him saying: "Heeeeerrrrrrrreeee's Eliooooooooootttt!"

In a world of showbiz craziness, he stood out as the perfect gentleman.

THE WHITE HOUSE'S NEW DOG

THE WHITE HOUSE'S NEW DOG
BUSH OBAMA

obAMA

It's quite simple.

No U.S. President has ever had the guts to stand up for the American people in front of the AMA and demand that major changes be made on their behalf.

Doctors give big money to Congressmen, Senators and BOTH Political Parties.
The AMA and its interest groups and PACS do the same.

They have always controlled and influenced legislation that would hurt their big profits.

No U.S. President has ever messed with them--the American people suffer--and it's just too bad.

America remains the only industrialized nation that doesn't take care of its citizens' health.

Americans voted for CHANGE. This President is the first to actually attempt to follow through.

Can't Wait For A GM Car Made in China

With General Motors going bankrupt and Chrysler being purchased by Fiat, it's just a matter of time that these companies decide that the only way to make a profit is to flood America with cars they have built in China and place their name on them.

Sure, GM can last a few more months with their newest $30 Billion Entitlement courtesy of U.S. citizens, but they are going to have to eventually create a plan to make profits.

Pretty much the only way for them to do this is to make a product for much less than they sell it for. That's not going to happen in America. So they are going to have to turn to America's supplier of everything except for cars -- China.

It can't be any worse than some of the cars GM has made for the last 30 years that have driven buyers to the Japanese market. Of course, the Japanese believe in quality control and high standards when they make a product. China's manufacturing philosophies are not quite on par yet with their Japanese neighbor.

My biggest concern is that when cars come from China, will there be a "Made In China" label stamped somewhere on the vehicle? It just will seem a bit tacky on an automobile.

ELIOT'S PRESIDENTIAL APPRECIATION SCALE

(CLICKING ON SCALE SHOULD ENLARGE IT)

I've lived through 11 Presidents. I've decided to rate them overall.
I have not included Eisenhower because I was only paying attention to the Mickey Mouse Club and WGN's children shows at the time.

NOTES IN ORDER:
JFK-what he could have accomplished is beyond imagination;

LBJ-would have had a much lower rating because of his escalation of the Vietnam War--but his Civil Rights efforts were extraordinary;

Nixon-His administration was a nightmare. 1968-1972 in America was like living in a parallel dimension.

Ford-Nothing to say good or bad except he should have let Nixon be tried for high crimes. It would have made 1974 and 1975 (the most boring years ever) more entertaining.

Carter-When you're the President during the Disco era, you know people are having a good time again.

Reagan-His very high score is not in error--his standing up against the Soviet military buildup and challenge to them to knock down the Berlin Wall was astounding.

Bush Sr.-A sense of fascism lite started permeating America. Apparently runs in the family.

Clinton-How could you not like the Clinton years?

Bush Jr.-I'm a gentleman and will not say a word.

Obama-He came into the middle of the mess left behind by the man above and has given us hope.

Arnold's Finally Thinking Like A Republican

California's Superstar Governor today announced he wants to eliminate welfare for 500,000 families, stop health care for one million children and stop financial assistance for needy college students.

Arnold's "special election" issues he held a few weeks ago were all voted down by voters, just like the last time he called for a special election and the same thing happened.

Don't you get it Arnold? They voted you in just because it was cool to have a movie action superstar as Governor. Otherwise, they won't support anything that you want.

Maybe you ought to give some additional serious thought to your idea about taxing the growing, distribution and sale of marijuana. It's the only thing left to tax in California.

And you are well experienced in that lifestyle.

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Do Your Kids Even Know What Today Is About?

They came home from a long and dreary war, millions of them (minus the 400,000 who didn't make it) and the amazing thing is they never complained. They had seen horrors beyond comprehension, and were able to shake it off. Instead they started families, went to school, started businesses and dedicated their lives to their own families--holding up a promise of safety, security and normalcy for the future.
They asked for nothing in return and immersed themselves into fitting into and leading American society again.

And then they had the baby boomers. A generation who grew up experiencing peace and prosperity. A generation that believed that freedom was free. All you had to do was think that and everybody else in the world would go along with it. When these baby boomers rebelled against their parent's materialism and mediocrity, they would soon be taking to the streets to protest a war in SouthEast Asia, tearing our country apart from 1967-1972.

Then those baby boomers had kids. And even some of those kids have already had kids.
And there is something in common between the kids of baby boomers and their kids as well.

They simply deserve everything--regardless of cost--they are number one! What child does not deserve every new video game system that comes along that costs hundreds of dollars? And computers, brand new cars, cell phones, mp3 players, the newest wardrobe, newest TVs and audio equipment, DVDs, CDs, sporting equipment, vacations and every other luxury they are all entitled to! Some of the luckier ones are even given new starter homes as they deserve only the best!

As we pause and enjoy the free day we are all getting--Memorial Day--ask some of the kids what its all about. Ask them what would have happened if 400,000 Americans had not made the ultimate sacrifice in 1941-1945. And if a crazy man had been allowed to conquer the world--would they be playing their new video game systems today?

Parents--there are rumors that Apple might come out with the ultimate game system. You need to start saving. The kids will absolutely need the newest system available. And they deserve it.

All 1965 Mustangs Headed For The Junkyard?

If you appreciate the last standing icon of American prosperity, ingenuity and dignity--the American Classic Car--that you see less and less of these days--you'll understand why so many people who love them are quite upset today.

In California and a number of other states, there have been legislative attempts over the last 15 years to get rid of any car older than 20 years old. Legislation that would make owners of older cars pass smog and emission checks yearly have been knocked down on an ongoing basis.
How can a 1965 Mustang, which was manufactured when no pollution equipment existed, suddenly be expected to be retrofitted with smog and emission hardware? It can't.
So various states want to see it junked instead. And many have started "cash for junkers" programs where Big Brother pays you a few hundred dollars to scrunch your car in the junk yard.

A California bill is now pending yet again that would look at all cars 20 years and older as worthless junk that need yearly emission tests regardless if it is a pristine rebuilt 1965 Mustang or a decrepit 1982 Toyota Corolla that is still hanging in there. Classic Car special interest groups have banded together to try and again defeat this threatening legislation.

But the big concern came early today. It's not what President Obama said about new federal automobile emission standards (instead of varying state standards) that has classic car folks concerned.

It's what he didn't say. Yet.

Bills in Congress are already prepared to create a national "cash for junkers" program.

What if these new Federal standards call for smog/emission tests on a yearly basis for every car over 20 years old? And there is no way for Classic American Cars to pass these tests? Will a Federal Towing Squad be formed to come and drag your restored 1965 Mustang to the junkyard in the middle of the night?

Before you think this is some exaggeration, think again.
It could happen to "save the planet."

Corporate Media In America Officially Descends Into Hell

It was bad enough last week when your "family values" channel, www.foxnews.com, posted a pornographic photo on its front page while even promoting it. It would seem that this would never be topped.

Well it has. Last Saturday evening, NBC's "Saturday Night Live," presented a music video in which two young men sang in a music video called "MotherLover" for Mother's Day. In the video which had corresponding live action, the two young men decided that they would make each other's moms happy by cross-engaging in sexual intercourse with them. The lewd and obscene video which featured explicit lyrics beeped out the word f**k each time with just enough left in so you knew what was being said.

As if this wasn't bad enough, the uncensored version of the video is now available for viewing. Using the profanity right out loud with the theme, makes it that much more disgusting.

Where can you find it? Is it hidden away somewhere on the Internet?
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THE UNCENSORED VERSION OF THE VIDEO HAS BEEN PLACED TONIGHT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF WWW.NBC.COM BY NBC.

May 16, 2009 // 8:24 PM
Saturday Night Live

Motherlover Uncensored

Watch the UNCENSORED version of Motherlover, online now!
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When you're reliving your wonderful memories of NBC and the wonderful things that it has given you over the years including: Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, Star Trek, The Monkees, The Tonight Show, The Today Show, The Cosby Show, Sanford & Son, Little House On the Prairie, Columbo, ChiPs, Chico and the Man, Miami Vice, and of course the ORIGINAL "Saturday Night Live," try and remember that David Sarnoff is turning in his grave tonight as he reads that this was on his network:

Andy Samberg (AS) : Oh dang
Justin Timberlake (JT) :What is it dawg?
AS : I forgot its Mothers Day.
JT : didn't get a gift for her.
AS : Other plans got in the way.
Shell be so disappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My moms been so for long
Ever since my daddy left.
AS: cold
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
my moms been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin what Im thinkin?
JT: Im thinkin Im thinkin too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: Its time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
cause ....

Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
Youve seen that place that you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy
F@#k each others moms
Both:
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: Im layin in the cut waitin for your mom
clutchin on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera,
Im gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Cant wait to pork your mom
JT: Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Show’d off
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

Cause Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
Ill push in their place
where you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy
F@#k each others moms
AS:Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:Ill let you do my mother
make me another brother
and Im gonna do your mother
Ill never use a rubber
JT: OH

cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy mother's day

Welcome to the FOX NEWS PORNO CHANNEL

Here is your family values, conservative, all-American
FOX NEWS PORNO CHANNEL in action.
"the stimulus package America really needs" (their quote)
They had this on the FRONT PAGE today of www.foxnews.com and later moved it to be connected to their entertainment section.

Maxim Monday: Counting Down to the Hottest Woman on the Planet

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Maxim.com features their hottest stars every Monday on FOXNews.com. This week, they're counting down to Maxim's 2009 pick for hottest star on the planet.

At long last the stimulus package America really needs: The eyeball-searing, fantasy-fulfilling, brain-exploding return of the Hot 100!

The full list will be revealed when the issue hits newsstands on Wednesday, May 13.

Until then, Maxim is counting down 10 spots everyday.

PHOTOS: Our favorites from today's Maxim #20-11 cutie countdown.

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There is your FAMILY VALUES/CONSERVATIVE/ALL AMERICAN "news" organization at work.

WHAT HYPOCRITES!

I would like to tell you that this is one of my parody pieces, but it is not.

It is exactly as posted today on Fox News.

There was a time in America that you had to buy this in the back room of some seedy adult book store or on a newsstand covered by a brown paper bag. And now, America's self-proclaimed moral leader, Fox News, is offering this smut absolutely for free!

Why don't you call up Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin or Michael Savage and ask them why Fox News is running smut on their website?

They'll think up some rationalization to defend America's moral leader.

(by the way...we did...we called Sean Hannity 's radio show and after we told his producer what this was about, she said: "I don't care about Fox News. This is ABC." And then hung up on us. But as you know, Sean Hannity is always talking about how wonderful Fox News is.)

HOW FOX NEWS DISTORTS THE NEWS

I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU HOW THE "UNFAIR & UNBALANCED" NEWS ORGANIZATION--FOX NEWS--DISTORTS, LIES, DECEIVES AND MANIPULATES THE NEWS FOR ITS 24 HOUR RIGHT-WINGED POLITICAL AGENDA.

LET'S LOOK AT THIS FRONT PAGE FOX NEWS COLLAGE AND ITS HEADLINE FROM A FEW DAYS AGO:

"An increasingly cumbersome appointments system leaves Obama with gaping holes in his administration that threaten the president's ambitious agenda."

WHAT IF JOHN McCAIN HAD BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT?

HOW WOULD THE "FAIR & BALANCED" FOX NEWS HAVE COVERED THE SAME STORY?

"An increasingly solid appointments system has President McCain thoughtfully building his administration that will enhance the president's ambitious agenda."

FOX NEWS is like the kid you hated in 8th grade that always manipulated the truth to make him/her always seem innocent and wonderful.

Those Wacky Right-Winger License Plates - Just Ignore the Constitution

The State of South Carolina was recently stopped in court from issuing a license plate that endorsed one specific religion.

Now the State of Florida has decided to create their own license plate violation of the separation of church and state.

THOSE DISPLAYED UP ABOVE ARE REAL. I DIDN'T MAKE THOSE TWO UP.

Before George W. Bush came into office, we had this document called The U.S. Constitution with a Bill of Rights. Maybe it will be restored again over the next four years.

The VERY FIRST THING that the people who made this BILL OF RIGHTS wanted to make clear was: "Congress Shall Make No Law Respecting An Establishment of Religion." They did not want to see government endorsing one religion over another, or the establishment of an official religion.

If this trend continues, we are simply going to have to make official state license plates for every religion out there. These which I created should work. Don't you think?