The tall man and the short portly man

STRANGE THINGS #8

I will be presenting a series of some odd, weird, bizarre, strange things that have happened in my life.

In 1984, I went down to the legendary MGM Studios to see an advanced screening of a movie called "Garbo Talks."

15 minutes after the film started, I noticed a tall man and a short portly man coming in late down my row to 2 seats that were available near me. They were just shadows and were not adjusted yet to the change in lighting perception. The tall man stepped on my foot unintentionally while trying to get through and said "excuse me," I looked up and said "no problem." When I looked up I realized that the tall man was Burt Reynolds and the short man was his best friend Dom DeLuise. I found the situation to be quite a funny surprise. Upon leaving the theater, I went up and talked to him, realizing that we might not meet again. He was very friendly.

 

 

I AM VERY PROUD TO SAY THAT I HAVE BEEN ATTACKING PERVERT BILL O'REILLY

I AM VERY PROUD TO SAY THAT I HAVE BEEN ATTACKING PERVERT BILL O'REILLY ON ANOTHER WEBSITE I OWN FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS REGARDING HIS TREATMENT OF WOMEN WHICH HE AND THE CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION FOX NEWS HAVE BEEN COVERING UP BY PAYING OFF LAWSUITS NON-STOP. THE PHOTO IS FROM MY WEBSITE. I GUESS WITH SO MUCH OUT THERE, IT TOOK THE NEW YORK TIMES FOR PEOPLE TO FINALLY NOTICE. CLICK ON PICTURE TO SEE THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF IT.

PEPSI CO. PRESS RELEASE

PEPSI CO. PRESS RELEASE

With the incredible response to Kendall Jenner's “PROTEST” commercial, the Pepsi Co. released today two new commercials starring the Kardashian-Jenner international model that depicts her in a time-travel protest scenario related to a famous American event. “I just love American history. And I love the late 1960's,” said the voluptuous 21-year old. “I've always wanted to go back and be part of the 60's and now the Pepsi Co. has allowed me to do just that!” The Pepsi Co. selected two famous events related to Kent State in May 1970. “America was a happening place at the time,” said a Pepsi Co. executive. “With that whole Vietnam thing going down and the student protesters and everything, we have re-imagined what would have happened had Kendall Jenner been there to calm everybody down by offering a Pepsi!” Kendall Jenner was so excited during the authentic filming. “They even used a Pepsi can from that time and I was really grooving on the Jimi Hendrix music used in the ad.”

Charo Ages Backwards.

When I was 16 in 1969, my generation's only exposure to Las Vegas style entertainment was when we would watch the Jerry Lewis Telethon every year. And every year, a flamboyant singer and dancer named Charo would come out and entertain. She looked about 28, and as she was born in 1941, this made sense. That made her 12 years older than me. The most incredible thing has happened since then. Charo, who recently appeared on "Dancing With The Stars" claims that she is now 66 and born in 1951. So now she has become only 2 years older than me. That means that when I was 16, she was only 18