Disney Buys Marvel

I just can't wait for a Baby Spiderman, a Baby Hulk and a Baby Iron Man.

Or how about High School Musical characters suddenly have super powers.

Or a comic focusing on the dark side of Mickey Mouse.

Melts In Your Mouth--Not In Your Hands

European Newspapers and Tabloids were filled today with a story about a popular European candy and the sudden discovery that the product's wrappers can be interpreted in an "X"-Rated manner.

Maoam features a number of different wrappers that center on the playful activities of animated fruit characters.

After viewing the photos, it occurred to me to search for a similar American confectionery. I only found one--but does it ever compete! I'd say this mouth-melting M&M should be in the next issue of "PlayCandy."

How Stupid Can Americans Be?

The main purpose of Health Care REFORM is to STOP Health Insurance companies from dropping people when they finally need to use their Health Insurance. They have done it to millions of people and nary a word has been spoken. There should have been protests over that going on for the last 25 years. Instead, many Americans are acting HYSTERICAL again and really STUPID. The last few weeks in America has been like living in a sensational 50's comic book.

I Had This Dreadful Thought

I realized that some of the people who were here 40 years ago...



Could be some of the same people who were here 40 hours ago:

Les Paul

If you love listening to high quality music, than you have Les Paul to thank.

In addition to being a skilled guitarist/performer and creator of the guitar that bears his name, he originated the concept of multi-track recording.

For the non-technical, the process he developed allowed, for example, a musician to play the main part of a song on the piano; then the musician could listen to himself playing that part back--while playing along now on the guitar. Then those tracks could be played back while the musician added a drum part. And so on. Singers now could also harmonize with themselves on different tracks.

The invention allowed musicians to create sophisticated recordings which grew in artistic scope as more tracks became available.

From the mind of Les Paul.

Just speaking with the man made a person envision all kinds of possibilities.

I know, I had that chance.

FOX NEWS AND THEIR RIGHT-WING FRIENDS EITHER TOTALLY IGNORE OR DISPARAGE THE HUMANITARIAN ACT OF FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

FOX NEWS AND THEIR RIGHT-WING FRIENDS EITHER TOTALLY IGNORE OR DISPARAGE THE HUMANITARIAN ACT OF FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

RUSH LIMBAUGH, SEAN HANNITY & MARK LEVIN FOUND THE PERFECT WAY TO INSULT & DISPARAGE FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON'S HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS IN NORTH KOREA--THEY TOTALLY IGNORED THE EVENT AND PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED.

WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE VERY FIRST THING THEY BROUGHT UP ON THEIR RADIO SHOWS TODAY DID NOT COME UP. LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. IN THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT TO THE FORMER PRESIDENT WHO INTERVENED AS A HUMANITARIAN TO OBTAIN THE RELEASE OF TWO AMERICAN JOURNALISTS BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN NORTH KOREA, THESE "NOT GREAT" AMERICANS, LIMBAUGH, HANNITY AND LEVIN, PROVED WHAT BRAINWASHED LITTLE CLONES THEY ALL ARE BY CHOOSING TO IGNORE THIS OUTSTANDING HUMANITARIAN ACT.

AND WHAT DID FOX NEWS DO? THEY RAN ONE OF THEIR DISTORTED AND PERVERTED VERSIONS OF THE STORY IN ORDER TO DISPARAGE PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

"It's like sending in Bono or Sting"

"The good news is that Clinton is a statesman, but the problem is, you don't always know what he's doing"

"Not to mention, say others, Clinton is no Jimmy Carter."

"On a certain level, it makes me uncomfortable,"

were just some of the degrading quotes from the twisted and unpatriotc Fox story.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED HAD FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH GONE TO NORTH KOREA TO SUCCESSFULLY OBTAIN THE RELEASE OF THE TWO WOMEN?

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD:

"Sean Hannity": "I want every American to stop what they are doing right now and give thanks to God for allowing George W. Bush to successfully complete this mission."

"Rush Limbaugh": "The light of courage, humanity and decency is shining throughout the universe today because of the unselfish acts of former President George W. Bush."

"Mark Levin": "President Bush was being guided by the hand and inspiration of Ronald Reagan. You should all be proud Americans today!"

And the nitwits at Fox News would have been asking for a national holiday to commemorate the continued accomplishments of George W. Bush.

The Crooks At Bank Of America Know You Won't Pay Attention Anyway

At some time in your life, the chances are that you dealt with the crooks at Bank Of America.

It could have been over a loan, credit card, mortgage, savings account or checking account. And the chances are they tried to screw you over in some way whether it was regarding pennies or as in the their latest shenanigan, millions and billions of dollars.

Don't forget, you generously gave them free billions of dollars recently to make sure they would always be around.

And they got right to work! When they recently purchased Merill Lynch (with your hard earned tax money), they agreed that there would be no end-of-year bonuses at Lynch without their consent--but they had already agreed to $5 BILLION worth of bonuses that the company would pay out to its employees.

The SEC didn't like that. Bank of America, without admitting any guilt, has to pay $33 Million in penalties. YOU ARE PAYING THE $33 MILLION in what has become a shell game fueled by taxpayer handouts.

Bank of America has a legacy of corruption and unethical financial dealings--which it keeps the tradition going up to the minute.

Both the corrupt corporations like Bank of America and your government know that you have a limited attention span and you might be outraged for a few seconds--but you'll be back to more important things the next day--like unlocking the puzzle as to how many children Michael Jackson really has, or if Britney is in a manic or depressive mood today.