ELIOT'S PRESIDENTIAL APPRECIATION SCALE
I've lived through 11 Presidents. I've decided to rate them overall.
I have not included Eisenhower because I was only paying attention to the Mickey Mouse Club and WGN's children shows at the time.
NOTES IN ORDER:
JFK-what he could have accomplished is beyond imagination;
LBJ-would have had a much lower rating because of his escalation of the Vietnam War--but his Civil Rights efforts were extraordinary;
Nixon-His administration was a nightmare. 1968-1972 in America was like living in a parallel dimension.
Ford-Nothing to say good or bad except he should have let Nixon be tried for high crimes. It would have made 1974 and 1975 (the most boring years ever) more entertaining.
Carter-When you're the President during the Disco era, you know people are having a good time again.
Reagan-His very high score is not in error--his standing up against the Soviet military buildup and challenge to them to knock down the Berlin Wall was astounding.
Bush Sr.-A sense of fascism lite started permeating America. Apparently runs in the family.
Clinton-How could you not like the Clinton years?
Bush Jr.-I'm a gentleman and will not say a word.
Obama-He came into the middle of the mess left behind by the man above and has given us hope.
Arnold's Finally Thinking Like A Republican
California's Superstar Governor today announced he wants to eliminate welfare for 500,000 families, stop health care for one million children and stop financial assistance for needy college students.
Arnold's "special election" issues he held a few weeks ago were all voted down by voters, just like the last time he called for a special election and the same thing happened.
Don't you get it Arnold? They voted you in just because it was cool to have a movie action superstar as Governor. Otherwise, they won't support anything that you want.
Maybe you ought to give some additional serious thought to your idea about taxing the growing, distribution and sale of marijuana. It's the only thing left to tax in California.
And you are well experienced in that lifestyle.
Do Your Kids Even Know What Today Is About?
They asked for nothing in return and immersed themselves into fitting into and leading American society again.
And then they had the baby boomers. A generation who grew up experiencing peace and prosperity. A generation that believed that freedom was free. All you had to do was think that and everybody else in the world would go along with it. When these baby boomers rebelled against their parent's materialism and mediocrity, they would soon be taking to the streets to protest a war in SouthEast Asia, tearing our country apart from 1967-1972.
Then those baby boomers had kids. And even some of those kids have already had kids.
And there is something in common between the kids of baby boomers and their kids as well.
They simply deserve everything--regardless of cost--they are number one! What child does not deserve every new video game system that comes along that costs hundreds of dollars? And computers, brand new cars, cell phones, mp3 players, the newest wardrobe, newest TVs and audio equipment, DVDs, CDs, sporting equipment, vacations and every other luxury they are all entitled to! Some of the luckier ones are even given new starter homes as they deserve only the best!
As we pause and enjoy the free day we are all getting--Memorial Day--ask some of the kids what its all about. Ask them what would have happened if 400,000 Americans had not made the ultimate sacrifice in 1941-1945. And if a crazy man had been allowed to conquer the world--would they be playing their new video game systems today?
Parents--there are rumors that Apple might come out with the ultimate game system. You need to start saving. The kids will absolutely need the newest system available. And they deserve it.
All 1965 Mustangs Headed For The Junkyard?
If you appreciate the last standing icon of American prosperity, ingenuity and dignity--the American Classic Car--that you see less and less of these days--you'll understand why so many people who love them are quite upset today.
In California and a number of other states, there have been legislative attempts over the last 15 years to get rid of any car older than 20 years old. Legislation that would make owners of older cars pass smog and emission checks yearly have been knocked down on an ongoing basis.
How can a 1965 Mustang, which was manufactured when no pollution equipment existed, suddenly be expected to be retrofitted with smog and emission hardware? It can't.
So various states want to see it junked instead. And many have started "cash for junkers" programs where Big Brother pays you a few hundred dollars to scrunch your car in the junk yard.
A California bill is now pending yet again that would look at all cars 20 years and older as worthless junk that need yearly emission tests regardless if it is a pristine rebuilt 1965 Mustang or a decrepit 1982 Toyota Corolla that is still hanging in there. Classic Car special interest groups have banded together to try and again defeat this threatening legislation.
But the big concern came early today. It's not what President Obama said about new federal automobile emission standards (instead of varying state standards) that has classic car folks concerned.
It's what he didn't say. Yet.
Bills in Congress are already prepared to create a national "cash for junkers" program.
What if these new Federal standards call for smog/emission tests on a yearly basis for every car over 20 years old? And there is no way for Classic American Cars to pass these tests? Will a Federal Towing Squad be formed to come and drag your restored 1965 Mustang to the junkyard in the middle of the night?
Before you think this is some exaggeration, think again.
It could happen to "save the planet."
Corporate Media In America Officially Descends Into Hell
It was bad enough last week when your "family values" channel, www.foxnews.com, posted a pornographic photo on its front page while even promoting it. It would seem that this would never be topped.
Well it has. Last Saturday evening, NBC's "Saturday Night Live," presented a music video in which two young men sang in a music video called "MotherLover" for Mother's Day. In the video which had corresponding live action, the two young men decided that they would make each other's moms happy by cross-engaging in sexual intercourse with them. The lewd and obscene video which featured explicit lyrics beeped out the word f**k each time with just enough left in so you knew what was being said.
As if this wasn't bad enough, the uncensored version of the video is now available for viewing. Using the profanity right out loud with the theme, makes it that much more disgusting.
Where can you find it? Is it hidden away somewhere on the Internet?
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THE UNCENSORED VERSION OF THE VIDEO HAS BEEN PLACED TONIGHT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF WWW.NBC.COM BY NBC.
Saturday Night Live
Motherlover Uncensored
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When you're reliving your wonderful memories of NBC and the wonderful things that it has given you over the years including: Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, Star Trek, The Monkees, The Tonight Show, The Today Show, The Cosby Show, Sanford & Son, Little House On the Prairie, Columbo, ChiPs, Chico and the Man, Miami Vice, and of course the ORIGINAL "Saturday Night Live," try and remember that David Sarnoff is turning in his grave tonight as he reads that this was on his network:
Andy Samberg (AS) : Oh dang
Justin Timberlake (JT) :What is it dawg?
AS : I forgot its Mothers Day.
JT : didn't get a gift for her.
AS : Other plans got in the way.
Shell be so disappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My moms been so for long
Ever since my daddy left.
AS: cold
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
my moms been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin what Im thinkin?
JT: Im thinkin Im thinkin too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: Its time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
cause ....
Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
Youve seen that place that you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy
F@#k each others moms
Both:
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
AS: Im layin in the cut waitin for your mom
clutchin on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera,
Im gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Cant wait to pork your mom
JT: Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Show’d off
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
Cause Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
Ill push in their place
where you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy
F@#k each others moms
AS:Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:Ill let you do my mother
make me another brother
and Im gonna do your mother
Ill never use a rubber
JT: OH
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy mother's day
Welcome to the FOX NEWS PORNO CHANNEL
Here is your family values, conservative, all-American
FOX NEWS PORNO CHANNEL in action.
"the stimulus package
They had this on the FRONT PAGE today of www.foxnews.com and later moved it to be connected to their entertainment section.
Maxim Monday: Counting Down to the Hottest Woman on the Planet
Maxim.com features their hottest stars every Monday on FOXNews.com. This week, they're counting down to Maxim's 2009 pick for hottest star on the planet.
At long last the stimulus package
The full list will be revealed when the issue hits newsstands on Wednesday, May 13.
Until then, Maxim is counting down 10 spots everyday.
PHOTOS: Our favorites from today's Maxim #20-11 cutie countdown.
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There is your FAMILY VALUES/CONSERVATIVE/ALL AMERICAN "news" organization at work.
WHAT HYPOCRITES!
I would like to tell you that this is one of my parody pieces, but it is not.
It is exactly as posted today on Fox News.
There was a time in America that you had to buy this in the back room of some seedy adult book store or on a newsstand covered by a brown paper bag. And now, America's self-proclaimed moral leader, Fox News, is offering this smut absolutely for free!
Why don't you call up Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin or Michael Savage and ask them why Fox News is running smut on their website?
They'll think up some rationalization to defend America's moral leader.
(by the way...we did...we called Sean Hannity 's radio show and after we told his producer what this was about, she said: "I don't care about Fox News. This is ABC." And then hung up on us. But as you know, Sean Hannity is always talking about how wonderful Fox News is.)