The Insane Kansas Personalized Plate Story

Kansas doesn't make the news very often, but now that it has over this story, you have to really wonder what goes on over there.

It turns out that Kansas (up until this week) has all these years had quite an unusual policy regarding personalized license plates.

Let's say that you wanted the Kansas personalized license plate: HUSKERS

The Kansas DMV would send it to you AS THEY DID to the almost 50 other car owners that wanted it as well.

I am not talking about HUSKERS1 and HUSKERS2, etc., all 50 people who wanted that "HUSKERS" personalized plate received it.

As did 30,000 other people who wanted personalized plates of an already existing license plate.

Apparently, Kansas just figured out that this is not very efficient for many obvious reasons, so they have decided that the first person that had the plate of any duplicate name gets to keep it, and everybody else must find a new one that is not being used.

People who were contacted this week and told they must get a new plate are thinking, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

FROM HERE TO MATERNITY

Why Can't You Act Like This the Rest of the Year?

Jose Feliciano, the writer and performer of the Christmas standard, "Felice Navidad," became very upset when he heard a parody of his song called "The Illegal Alien Christmas Song." That is not the issue I am concerned with. But this is.

Here is his statement: "When I wrote and composed 'Feliz Navidad,' I chose to sing in both English and Spanish in order to create a bridge between two wonderful cultures during the time of year in which we hope for goodwill toward all."

And that's the problem. Most of you think you should only have goodwill towards others during that special "time of year." And the hell with the rest of the year--you're just going to go back and be your regular selfish, greedy selves until you are required to have goodwill for that one week at the end of the year.

Most of you have been brainwashed by American corporations that you MUST give presents to all of your family and friends during that one week. Did you do anything charitable for a needy person during that week or anytime during the year? Did you walk by and ignore that starving homeless person from December 26 up until December 20th of the next year?

I do charitable things all year round. But I don't come up here and discuss them--because then it would not be charitable.

Don't fret, December 26th is almost here and you can all go back to reserving any compassion you might have for those less fortunate than you until December 20th of next year.

"Mandy" starring The Sims

You may or may not be familiar with "The Sims," a video game in which you control the lives of various characters you create. The new trend is to create various tiny scenes, digitize them and using computer film editing software, putting together a mini-movie.

The most wonderful production called "Mandy" with the Barry Manilow song playing is on YouTube. It is amazing because it touches everybody who sees it.

It shows that moving images combined with music makes for very powerful communications--even if it is with something as basic and silly as The Sims.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUy4CrlEtvA

Uninvited White House Guests

The last time that an uninvited guest got into the White House, he stayed 8 years.


By the way...it took George Bush eight years to destroy the country...
Obama has only had one year to try and fix it back up.

"This is Dick Clark Saying, ..."What? Oh My God!"

" Hi Everybody! Today on Bandstand we've got Fabian, Annette and special guest Adam Lambert who will participate in S&M bondage and then simulate oral sex acts! Then we'll RATE-A-RECORD."


As you've probably heard or seen by now, Adam Lambert appeared on the Dick Clark Productions-produced and ABC-Disney owned broadcast of the American Music Awards performing a musical number containing S&M bondage and simulated oral sex acts.
It was broadcast live to all of the country except the West Coast.

Dick Clark Productions spent the day getting the video taken down on YouTube and even any unknown sites that were featuring it.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are hiding in Pluto's Dog House until the storm blows over.

At this rate, Dick Clark is not going to make it to another New Year's Eve.

Condoleezza Rice

I went to hear former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice speak tonight. She spoke for 45 minutes and answered prepared questions for another 45. She was very charismatic and at times even had the place laughing loudly.

She believes that the U.S. must stay in Afghanistan and greatly increase the number of troops over there. She says this is due to the threat of terrorists who continue to plot against our country.

When asked if China is going to overtake us as the world's major economic power, she said that if we continue to follow unsound economic policies, than it will.

What she did not comment on is the fact that the U.S. has almost completely lost its entire manufacturing base to China. What do you have that doesn't say "Made In China" on it?
Those millions of jobs in manufacturing ARE NOT coming back. And that's why we are in the mess we've been in for a couple of years. Americans without jobs are people who cannot go out and purchase products and services, thereby creating subsequent layoffs in a continuing spiral.

On a lighter note, she revealed how George W. managed to get a strike when he threw the first ball at a major league baseball game. "He practiced that over and over," said Condee.

I Figured Out Sarah Palin Today

After listening to Sarah Palin speak for 30 minutes on a talk show today, I finally figured out why many Americans think she is just so special.

1. Almost every statement she makes is some platitude she picked up somewhere else and is so simplistic that it appeals to people's emotions rather than their logic.

2. She speaks about politics/history/economics on a 9th grade level. It is so shallow and devoid of any depth--it appeals perfectly to the same Americans that think the Reader's Digest is a scholarly and intellectual journal.

THAT'S SICK

Those of you over 30 grew up learning that the meaning of something being "sick" is that it is creepy, crude, in bad taste, gross and shocking. If you are under 30, you know that the term "sick" now means really "cool." (Just wait until your parents start using the newer term, you'll abandon it faster than your Miley Cyrus records and claim you never used the word in your life)

A wave of humor swept America in the innocent early 1960's. Spurred on by good feelings about JFK, Mad Magazine, classic TV sitcoms, novelty records, an abundance of comedy films and funny trading cards, it was not long before some really "sick" jokes started circulating among schoolchildren nationwide.

When they are the first three sick jokes you've heard, you don't forget them:

"Besides that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

"Q: How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
A: She moved the furniture around"

"A group of boys ring a doorbell.
Mother: Hello Boys.
Boys: Can Jimmy come out and play?
Mother: But you know Jimmy has no arms and legs.
Boys: That's OK. We just wanted to use him as second base."

Of course, these days if you told such jokes as a child in school:
some Federal Agency would be there in 5 minutes taking reports;
the child would be placed in some "sensitivity" workshop;
other children's parents would sue because their children suffered emotional distress;
Al Sharpton would be flown in to lecture to the children, parents and community.

The Lincoln joke these days would be called "historically inappropriate."

I came across a site with some very sick little cartoons.
And you also won't be able to stop yourself from bursting out laughing at these:

http://channelate.com/2009/06/17/stop-fighting/

A Federal Judge Correctly Follows The Constitution

A Federal judge has correctly ruled that South Carolina's one-religion only license plate is a violation of the First Amendment and may not be issued on automobiles.

The state's Lt. Governor and a few legislators are incensed by the ruling and even issued statements about how furious they are. After all--when asked if other religions would be issued special license plates as well--they refused to get involved with that. Apparently, only one religion is good enough for the state of South Carolina.

I expected that a Federal court would respect the clear separation of church and state we are privileged to have in this country and rule as they did.

But just in case, I prepared these plates for South Carolina.

Not An Ounce Of Compassion In These People

Now that the House has passed the Health Care Bill, Fox News has turned up the steam all the way to try and prevent it from successfully leaving the Senate and landing on the President's desk. With headlines like:

"WILL HEALTH VOTE DOOM DEMS?
Democrats will suffer at the polls for their vote in favor of sweeping health care reform package"

Fox News is now targeting both Senators and Congressman outright threatening their longevity if they continue to support the plan.

Fox News prefers an America where sick, hungry and homeless people line the streets of our cities. After all, these people don't deserve free health care. They got themselves into these situations and they need to get themselves out--without Americans providing for their health and well being.

Roger Ailes and the rest of his cronies need to watch "Groundhog Day" and develop some humanity and compassion in their lives--which they clearly don't have.

Tis The Season For Religious Nuts

Every November and December, the religious nuts come out in force and demand special rights and privileges. They are ignorant of the Constitution and could care less about the rights of other members of the community.

A California woman has decided that the best way to force her religion on others is by creating a ballot proposition.

I thought it was a joke when I heard that a woman has filed for a petition to require PUBLIC schools in California to offer Christmas religious music in classrooms and assemblies.
If she can get 500,000 signatures it would be placed in a statewide election.
If such a proposition was actually voted in favor of, it would take about 24 hours for a court to rule that it violates the First Amendment.

But it is amusing watching the efforts.

Here is the actual text (this is real):

Article 1.5. Freedom to Present Christmas Music in Public School Classrooms or
Assemblies
52710. The people of Califomia find and declare both of the following:
(a) Listening to, or performing, Christmas music during the holiday season is a
longstanding American tradition and a significant element of our cultural heritage as
Americans.
(b) The parents and guardians ofpublic school children should have the right to
decide whether or not their children may hear Christmas music in the classrooms and
assemblies at those schools.
52711. As used in this article, "Christmas music" includes, but is not necessarily
limited to, carols, songs, and instrumental works whose subject matter relates to the
celebration ofthe Christmas holiday or to the season during which that holiday is
observed.
52712. (a) Each public elementary and secondary school shall provide
opportunities to its pupils for listening to or performing Christmas music at an
appropriate time ofyear. The appreciation or performance ofthe Christmas music may
be incorporated into the subject matter of an arts or social studies class, presented for
cultural enrichment during a school assembly, or both.

(b) Each public elementary and secondary school shall provide the parent or
guardian ofa pupil with written notice of the presentation or performance of Christmas
music in a classroom or assembly at least 21 calendar days before that pupil would be
required to be present for the presentation or performance of the Christmas music. The
written notice provided to the parent or guardian shall include a tear-off slip or other
method for the parent or guardian to inform the school if he or she chooses that the
pupil not be present for the presentation or performance of the Christmas music.

I THINK I WILL SUBMIT MY OWN PETITION FOR A SIMILAR LAW:

Article 1.5. Freedom to Present Hare Krishna Music in Public School Classrooms or
Assemblies
52710. The people of Califomia find and declare both of the following:
(a) Listening to, or performing, Hare Krishna music is a
longstanding American tradition and a significant element of our cultural heritage as
Americans.
(b) The parents and guardians of public school children should have the right to
decide whether or not their children may hear Hare Krishna music in the classrooms and
assemblies at those schools.
52711. As used in this article, "Hare Krishna music" includes, but is not necessarily
limited to, chants, mantras, songs, dances and instrumental works whose subject matter relates to the celebration of Hare Krishna.
52712. (a) Each public elementary and secondary school shall provide
opportunities to its pupils for listening to or performing Hare Krishna music at an
appropriate time of year. The appreciation or performance of Hare Krishna music may
be incorporated into the subject matter of an arts or social studies class, presented for
cultural enrichment during a school assembly, or both.
(b) Each public elementary and secondary school shall provide the parent or
guardian of a pupil with written notice of the presentation or performance of Hare Krishna
music in a classroom or assembly at least 21 calendar days before that pupil would be
required to be present for the presentation or performance of the Hare Krishna music. The
written notice provided to the parent or guardian shall include a tear-off slip or other
method for the parent or guardian to inform the school if he or she chooses that the
pupil not be present for the presentation or performance of the Hare Krishna music.

Some People Think They Have Special Rights

A man in Michigan has filed a suit against the county he lives in over a Nativity scene which his family has placed in a public area of the street for the last 60 years. Last year, the county was advised that if the tradition continued that they would be the target of a First Amendment "separation of church and state" lawsuit. They informed the man that he would not be allowed to put up his Nativity scene ever again on a public street median owned by all members of the community. The man has decided that he apparently has special rights to force his religion on all members of the community.

Even though the community is made up of Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Atheists, Agnostics and those that want nothing to do with religion, the man feels that his religion should be given special treatment and forced upon all members of the public for the next two months as they have to drive by it. It's not good enough that he can place the 3-D depiction of his religious fantasies on the property of his own church, he believes that public property is the only place where it belongs.

I hereby demand that the true creator of the universe, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, be given the same special treatment that this man believes he is entitled to. I want this realistic painting of His Noodleness to be placed on the public street median in the town of Warren, Michigan immediately. For it is only the Flying Spaghetti Monster who loves all of mankind and causes them to be divinely inspired for truth, justice and the American way.



Should a court decide his way (I highly doubt that will happen), it will become necessary to demand equal space on the public street median in Warren, Michigan for the presence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

My Favorite Hoax

My Favorite Hoax played on the media goes back to 1976-77. Some of you might consider it more of idiotic behavior than a hoax, but it certainly fooled the #1 KABC Eyewitness News station.

At one minute to 4 or 5, I forget which, Jerry Dunphy announced with great enthusiasm, "The Beatles Are Getting Back Together!" the station went to a commercial and thousands of people were yelling with excitement as they waited for the news to start.

"The Beatles are Getting Back Together" said the smiling Dunphy as he told of how a promoter has gotten the legendary band back together for a concert tour and all the details would be available shortly as a press conference was about to begin. But KABC's Eyewitness News decided to get the story headline out before its competitors--the owned and operated CBS and NBC stations. Maybe they should have waited.

During the press conference, which was now filled with every TV, radio, newspaper and wire service in Los Angeles and foreign press, the promoter eagerly began the conference by stating that The Beatles were reforming for a worldwide concert tour.

The problem was that The Beatles were the only ones who didn't know anything about it.

The promoter continued. He announced that he had sent a telegram to each member of The Beatles. The wire that they each received told them that they would be reforming for a worldwide concert tour--and if he, the promoter, did not hear back from them immediately, he would assume that they automatically agree to participate.

When the press heard this foolishness, there was a big groan, cameras were turned off and the press started walking away.

By the 11'o clock KABC News, John Lennon, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr had totally ignored the absurdity of the situation. But it was George Harrison who really got mad about this. Through his lawyer, George issued a statement to the promoter that basically said he declined the invitation and had never agreed to any such arrangement.

KABC, now looking very foolish, announced that The Beatles were not getting back together as they reported earlier and the terms the promoter laid out at the press conference. They even played a tape of them getting into the promoter's face, telling him, "do you realize how many people you have disappointed with this?"

I have always wondered if this nut really thought he was going to be taken seriously.

He's probably a Congressman now.

Fox News - Miami - October 15, 2009

RUSH LIMBAUGH's ego became so inflated during today's radio show that he suddenly transformed into a giant hot air-blimp. As he told a conflicted America about how wonderful he was, the unexplainable phenomenon found him suddenly soaring above the Miami skyline. He quickly turned himself towards the West saying, "Maybe if I fly over that decadent Los Angeles, I can get them to think clearly from all that smog and other forms of smoke."

How Do You Libel Stalin?

Being of Russian and Hungary/Czech ancestry, I found today's big story from Moscow to be quite deranged.

The grandson of Josef Stalin sued a Russian newspaper that he claims "libeled" his grandfather.

The range of how many people Stalin murdered stretches from 20-50 million.

The court threw out the case.

How do you begin to libel Josef "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic" Stalin?

I had a real breath of fresh air tonight.

I had a real breath of fresh air tonight.

I attended a 2-hour speech by Bill Clinton in Pasadena.

To hear the former President speak about things that matter:

The charitable work his NGO is doing worldwide to get clean water, medicine, food and other basic needs to millions of desperate people worldwide...

instead of being saturated with 24-hour coverage of David Letterman's love life...

really put things in perspective.

Mr. Clinton did comment on the fact that the news media now creates the news instead of covering it.

More on this later.

American Schoolchildren Being Forced To Perform Daily Satanic Ritual

by Michael Y. Park

On the heels of our groundbreaking story which revealed that an American elementary school horrifyingly had its students singing a song of praise about the President of the United States, Fox News has learned that a brainwashing ritual is being performed every morning at yet another American public school.

Reportedly, students at Richard Nixon Elementary School in Yorba Linda, CA are gathered together every morning, told to face a red, white and blue piece of cloth, and recite some dangerous propaganda. Parents report that this clearly Satanic ritual further requires the impressionable youngsters to place their hands over their hearts before parroting the disturbing words.

The daily recitation requires the children to actually give their allegiance to some questionable entity. "Requiring innocent children to give their allegiance to anything is a Socialist plot of those disgusting liberals and Democrats" says Fox News' Sean Hannity. "This must be the latest plan by Barack Obama to indoctrinate America's schoolchildren."

Fox News has further learned that a Satanic "God" is even worshipped as part of the daily recitation. "They make us worship their God" as part of it said "Little Jimmy," whose real name has been changed for his protection. "I don't understand what they are making us say, but my mommy and daddy say that Fox News calls it bad--and they are always right."














Schoolchildren at American elementary school being forced to perform frightening daily ritual.

Uncle Sam and Fox News Remind You:

Michael Moore's Newest Documentary

"Capitalism, A Love Story," is the newest documentary from Michael Moore. The film basically covers most of the things I have been talking about on here for the last year: The outlandish billion dollar taxpayer gifts handed to corporations--who then turn around and give executives millions of dollars in bonuses--while their companies are near bankruptcy. It does however present something historical that most Americans do not know anything about--the fact that President Roosevelt was working on a "Second Bill Of Rights" which promised all Americans equal right to jobs, homes, health care, education and a decent living. The film has the usual Moore stunts and will mostly be enjoyed by non-Republicans.

A National Treasure

With her strong and sincere singing voice accompanied by the two men who also provided their unique folk sound, Mary and Peter and Paul did a great deal more than just perform.

They brought the idea of equality, civil rights and freedom for all Americans to everybody from 8 to 80.

When I first heard "If I Had A Hammer" back in 1962, I was nine years old.
And I knew it meant much more than the scores of other songs that Top 40 Radio was offering.

The message was clear--even to a 9-year-old. Every American deserved the same freedoms and liberties. Not only was the performance of the song beautiful, its message was as well.

Peter, Paul and Mary's "If I Had A Hammer" began a civil rights movement in this country even before Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind" in 1963 (which they also turned into a monster hit.)

Mary Travers can never be replaced.

WE ARE A BUNCH OF SELFISH IDIOT AMERICANS!

WE REFUSE TO COME OUT AND PROTEST THE SPENDING OF $300 MILLION A DAY ON THE IRAQ WAR AND THE DESTRUCTION AND DEATH OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE MONTHLY--BUT THE MINUTE THERE IS A POSSIBILITY WE MIGHT HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S HEALTH CARE--WASHINGTON--HERE WE COME! AFTER ALL, IF THEY DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE ALREADY--THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM! WHY SHOULD IT BE OUR RESPONSIBILITY? WE ARE A BUNCH OF SELFISH IDIOT AMERICANS--AND THAT'S HOW GOD WANTED IT TO BE!

Republicans Prove They Can Go Even Lower

The Republicans set a fine example in front of the nation tonight when Congressman Joe Wilson yelled out "You Lie!" while the President of the United States was addressing Congress. School debate teams nationwide should incorporate this new tactic into their strategies as demonstrated by the Congressman. I think I see a Wilson-Palin ticket for the Republicans in 2012!

How Many Times Have You Bought the Complete Beatles Set?

How Many Times Have You Bought The Complete Set of Beatles Albums?
1. 1964-70. All original Capitol LPs purchased.
2. 1976. Complete set Capitol cassettes purchased.
3. 1978. Complete English Parlophone LPs purchased. Heard the music the way it was supposed to be heard for the very first time.
4. 1988. Complete CD versions of Parlophone purchased.
5. 2009. Tomorrow. Remastered CDs.
FIVE TIMES IN A LIFETIME. SO FAR.

FOX NEWS IS UNAMERICAN AND UNPATRIOTIC

FOX NEWS IS UNAMERICAN AND UNPATRIOTIC

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA, IS GOING TO ADDRESS STUDENTS AT SCHOOL S IN A NATIONWIDE SPEECH TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO WORK HARD IN SCHOOL AND VALUE THEIR EDUCATION.

EVEN BEFORE THIS GROUNDBREAKING SPEECH IS MADE, FOX NEWS, IS SAYING: "Schoolchildren should not be indoctrinated in obedience to and service in support of the president of the United States." "When recruits are children, doesn't that constitute indoctrination, even brainwashing?"

IN A CLEAR ATTACK ON AMERICA AND DISRESPECT FOR THE OFFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, FOX NEWS IS DEMONSTRATING JUST HOW MUCH IT REALLY HATES AMERICA AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR.
THIS IS OUTRIGHT SEDITION AND TREASON. FOX NEWS IS A DANGER TO EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT ABOUT AMERICA.
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Disney Buys Marvel

I just can't wait for a Baby Spiderman, a Baby Hulk and a Baby Iron Man.

Or how about High School Musical characters suddenly have super powers.

Or a comic focusing on the dark side of Mickey Mouse.

Melts In Your Mouth--Not In Your Hands

European Newspapers and Tabloids were filled today with a story about a popular European candy and the sudden discovery that the product's wrappers can be interpreted in an "X"-Rated manner.

Maoam features a number of different wrappers that center on the playful activities of animated fruit characters.

After viewing the photos, it occurred to me to search for a similar American confectionery. I only found one--but does it ever compete! I'd say this mouth-melting M&M should be in the next issue of "PlayCandy."

How Stupid Can Americans Be?

The main purpose of Health Care REFORM is to STOP Health Insurance companies from dropping people when they finally need to use their Health Insurance. They have done it to millions of people and nary a word has been spoken. There should have been protests over that going on for the last 25 years. Instead, many Americans are acting HYSTERICAL again and really STUPID. The last few weeks in America has been like living in a sensational 50's comic book.

I Had This Dreadful Thought

I realized that some of the people who were here 40 years ago...



Could be some of the same people who were here 40 hours ago:

Les Paul

If you love listening to high quality music, than you have Les Paul to thank.

In addition to being a skilled guitarist/performer and creator of the guitar that bears his name, he originated the concept of multi-track recording.

For the non-technical, the process he developed allowed, for example, a musician to play the main part of a song on the piano; then the musician could listen to himself playing that part back--while playing along now on the guitar. Then those tracks could be played back while the musician added a drum part. And so on. Singers now could also harmonize with themselves on different tracks.

The invention allowed musicians to create sophisticated recordings which grew in artistic scope as more tracks became available.

From the mind of Les Paul.

Just speaking with the man made a person envision all kinds of possibilities.

I know, I had that chance.

FOX NEWS AND THEIR RIGHT-WING FRIENDS EITHER TOTALLY IGNORE OR DISPARAGE THE HUMANITARIAN ACT OF FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

FOX NEWS AND THEIR RIGHT-WING FRIENDS EITHER TOTALLY IGNORE OR DISPARAGE THE HUMANITARIAN ACT OF FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

RUSH LIMBAUGH, SEAN HANNITY & MARK LEVIN FOUND THE PERFECT WAY TO INSULT & DISPARAGE FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON'S HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS IN NORTH KOREA--THEY TOTALLY IGNORED THE EVENT AND PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED.

WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE VERY FIRST THING THEY BROUGHT UP ON THEIR RADIO SHOWS TODAY DID NOT COME UP. LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. IN THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT TO THE FORMER PRESIDENT WHO INTERVENED AS A HUMANITARIAN TO OBTAIN THE RELEASE OF TWO AMERICAN JOURNALISTS BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN NORTH KOREA, THESE "NOT GREAT" AMERICANS, LIMBAUGH, HANNITY AND LEVIN, PROVED WHAT BRAINWASHED LITTLE CLONES THEY ALL ARE BY CHOOSING TO IGNORE THIS OUTSTANDING HUMANITARIAN ACT.

AND WHAT DID FOX NEWS DO? THEY RAN ONE OF THEIR DISTORTED AND PERVERTED VERSIONS OF THE STORY IN ORDER TO DISPARAGE PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

"It's like sending in Bono or Sting"

"The good news is that Clinton is a statesman, but the problem is, you don't always know what he's doing"

"Not to mention, say others, Clinton is no Jimmy Carter."

"On a certain level, it makes me uncomfortable,"

were just some of the degrading quotes from the twisted and unpatriotc Fox story.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED HAD FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH GONE TO NORTH KOREA TO SUCCESSFULLY OBTAIN THE RELEASE OF THE TWO WOMEN?

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD:

"Sean Hannity": "I want every American to stop what they are doing right now and give thanks to God for allowing George W. Bush to successfully complete this mission."

"Rush Limbaugh": "The light of courage, humanity and decency is shining throughout the universe today because of the unselfish acts of former President George W. Bush."

"Mark Levin": "President Bush was being guided by the hand and inspiration of Ronald Reagan. You should all be proud Americans today!"

And the nitwits at Fox News would have been asking for a national holiday to commemorate the continued accomplishments of George W. Bush.

The Crooks At Bank Of America Know You Won't Pay Attention Anyway

At some time in your life, the chances are that you dealt with the crooks at Bank Of America.

It could have been over a loan, credit card, mortgage, savings account or checking account. And the chances are they tried to screw you over in some way whether it was regarding pennies or as in the their latest shenanigan, millions and billions of dollars.

Don't forget, you generously gave them free billions of dollars recently to make sure they would always be around.

And they got right to work! When they recently purchased Merill Lynch (with your hard earned tax money), they agreed that there would be no end-of-year bonuses at Lynch without their consent--but they had already agreed to $5 BILLION worth of bonuses that the company would pay out to its employees.

The SEC didn't like that. Bank of America, without admitting any guilt, has to pay $33 Million in penalties. YOU ARE PAYING THE $33 MILLION in what has become a shell game fueled by taxpayer handouts.

Bank of America has a legacy of corruption and unethical financial dealings--which it keeps the tradition going up to the minute.

Both the corrupt corporations like Bank of America and your government know that you have a limited attention span and you might be outraged for a few seconds--but you'll be back to more important things the next day--like unlocking the puzzle as to how many children Michael Jackson really has, or if Britney is in a manic or depressive mood today.

Americans Should Be Proud Today!

Americans! You Should Be Proud Today!

You Helped Make 700 New Millionaires in America!

You Helped 700 Americans Reach The American Dream!

And Here's How:

You handed the bankrupt CITIGROUP $50 BILLION Dollars, so they wouldn't be bankrupt anymore.

And what did they do with some of that money?

According to our own government's report released yesterday, they gave 700 employees
$1 million or more each as a BONUS!

And they all certainly deserved a BONUS! They dragged their company into poverty and deserved a groovy financial reward for their incompetence!

CITIGROUP claims that without the BONUSES, these employees would have left them and it would have been difficult to find any other such talented individuals.

Why don't you follow that example and go to your boss tomorrow and tell him that either you get a $1 million BONUS immediately or you quit! Tell him it's okay, he can get a free handout from the U.S. Government to cover it.

You Won't Complain About Your Taxes Going to War...

You won't protest the $300 MILLION SPENT DAILY IN IRAQ...or the $50 MILLION SPENT DAILY IN AFGHANISTAN--which you pay for...

but if you have to spend a dollar on somebody else's healthcare...that makes you go INSANE!

After all...if they have no job or a job that offers no health benefits--that's their own damn fault!

Why should you have to contribute to their personal well being?

Americans--your selfishness and lack of compassion is growing greater every day.

You're tired of handing free billions to banks, insurance companies, automobile companies and seeing nothing in return--so you've decided that Health Care is just as bad.

Maybe you need to stop listening to the scare tactics being orchestrated by pharmaceutical companies and other members of the medical establishment--and start listening to the pleas of Americans who are begging for some kind of medical care.

500 Days of Summer ***SPOILER***

500 Days of Summer ***SPOILER***DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE ALREADY

The other night I attended a private screening of this film that many people are talking about--with the writer present to discuss it and answer questions.

If you like quirky relationship films like "Juno," you will enjoy this film.

After viewing the movie, the writer spoke about how it evolved and techniques used in its pacing, storytelling and other aspects of the film.

The audience had already taken in the entire story and a question was asked about the next to the last scene when the couple have their final meeting in the park.

***SPOILER***DO NOT READ FURTHER UNTIL AFTER YOU SEE THE MOVIE
The question which highly scrutinized this next to the last scene, because the sentiment of many people was that it should have ended there--and not gone on to one more scene--was answered in this way by the writer:
"How do you know that he didn't just imagine that whole scene? "

There was an "oooooooh" and "awwwww" throughout the audience because the writer's response creates a whole different perspective on the film's resolution of the two main characters--which had been assumed to be something else.

Now that you have hopefully already seen the film and have this additional piece of information--doesn't it make it so much sadder?